Because why not?
“Batten down the hatches!”
“Work is for people who don’t know how to plunder.”
“Not all treasure is silver and gold.”
“I climbed the crow’s nest and now I can’t come down.”
“Weigh anchor!”
“Full speed ahead!”
“We’re pirates! We have no moral dilemmas!”
“Obey the captain or learn to swim.”
“Hoist the colors.”
“We’re pirates; We don’t take out loans!”
“The ocean roar is music to a pirate’s soul.”
“You’re so salty today; you’re making the ocean jealous.”
“We’re pirates; we don’t err, we arrr.”
“Treasure x’s are the only kind I’m interested in finding.”
“Home is where the anchor drops”
“A smooth sea never made a skilled pirate.”
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
“Don’t look to closely at the water.”
“Books are my silver and gold.”
“Individually we are a drop, but together we are an ocean.”
“Parrots are way too cliche.”
By the Brooke 