The Sufferings of a Writer

1. Staying up til two thirty in the morning on a school night because you’re in the middle of a really exciting chapter.

2. Carrying a notebook and pencils/pens everywhere you go.

3. Getting a really good plot idea out of nowhere and having to drop everything to jot it down.

4. Eavesdropping on people’s conversations for dialogue ideas.

5. Getting a new computer and being thrilled at the prospect of all that free file space, and then having half of it filled up with Word documents within a month.

6. Having so many Word documents that you don’t even remember what some of them are..

7. Becoming stunned whenever someone asks you what your book is about (as if you could sum it up in a sentence, right?).

8. Being given an assignment to write a two-page short story and turning in a twenty-page one instead.

9. Envisioning a cute/funny scene in your head during a boring class and suddenly someone asks “What are you smiling about?” and you have to stammer something dumb.

10. When someone tells you your sad scene made them cry and being like “YES! VICTORY!”.

11. When you’re confused about something, putting two characters together and having them fight about it.

12. Being able to turn everything that happens to you into a scene for your story.

13. Getting inspiration not just from English class, but also from History, Biology, Foreign Language, Art and Math.

14. It annoys you when people use the wrong form of ‘you’re’ and ‘their’.

15. You correct people’s grammar in your head.

16. You know every little thing about a character… except their name.

17. It makes you slightly concerned when people look in your Google history that they will question your mental health.

18. You question your own mental health fairly often.

19. When someone walks in and you’re in the middle of writing you’re like:

GoawayI’mnotdoinganythingsuspiciouswhileIminusmyworddocumentveryquickly

20. You want to get (or already have) a sign on your door that says ‘For Your Safety, Do Not Disturb the Writer While She is Inspired.’

21. When someone suggests you edit out a part of your story that part instantly becomes your favorite part.

22. All your favorite songs either remind you of a scene or a character in your story (or perhaps inspired them).

23. Complimenting your looks, skills and personality are all right, but when someone compliments your writing without knowing it’s yours, your day is made.

24. You want desperately someone to critique your writing and at the same time you don’t.

25. You have that one character (maybe more than one) that you know better than your own family members, sometimes better than yourself, that one that you love so dearly and you can see them in your head and hear their voice like they’re actually there and they’re so real to you.

26. You feel guilty when you have to do something mean to a character you like.

27. You love all your characters, even the ones that readers aren’t supposed to like, even the ones that you know you’d hate if they existed, because you understand them.

28. Putting your character in a tense situation makes your heart speed up.

29. You have conversations with your characters in your head (and sometimes outside ).

30. You have a quirky thing you do that gets your creative juices flowing and inspires you, and if anyone else knew about it they’d think your insane.

31. You cry when you have to kill your favorite character.

32. You critique other people’s books while you’re reading them.

33. Everything inspires you some days, other days you can’t get a good idea for the life of you.

34. You get all excited to write before you do it, but when you actually sit down and open the Word document, you get about one sentence done in an hour.

35. You join rpg’s for ‘writing practice’ because partly you can make up characters that don’t have to be super complex, partly you don’t know what’s going to happen so it’s a challenge there, and partly they’re just fun.

36. You’re that person who writes paragraph-long texts with perfect grammar.

37. Your characters show up in your dreams from time to time.

38. You get inspiration from your dreams.

39. You have a Word document open at this moment.

40. You’ve smiled and said ‘That’s so true!’ to most of these.

100 Truths

Because I was bored….

●1.Last beverage: Water.

●2. Last phone call: From my mother technically, but that was actually me calling my phone from her’s cause I lost it.

● 3. Last text message: Sounds Great! See ya then! (Kind of generic, sad to say.)

● 4. Last song you listened to: “If You’re the Coffee I’m the Cream” By Arcadian Wild.

● 5. Last time you cried: Over a documentary, don’t laugh, it was sad. It was about Garden Gnomes.


HAVE YOU EVER:

● 6. Dated someone twice: Uh… no.

● 7. Been cheated on: Heck, no.

● 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: What??? No! (I realize now how disingenuous that sounds on paper but for realsies, no.)

● 9. Lost someone special: Yes…

● 10. Been depressed: Been pretty bummed but not quite depressed.

● 11. Been drunk and threw up: Excuse me? I’ve been thrown up on before and have thrown up but alcohol was never ever in equation. Only germs, I swear.

● 12. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Blue

● 13. (second color) Green

● 14. (third color) Purple

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

● 15. Made a new friend: Yep.

● 17. Laughed until you cried: Oh, yes. Quite recently.

● 18. Met someone who changed you: Uhm… don’t think so. Ooooorr maybe I have and don’t know it yet? Hmmm… food for thought?

● 19. Found out who your true friends were: Yup. Happens every now and again.

● 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Knew it already.

● 21. Kissed anyone on your friends list: EXCUSSSSEE MEEEE????

● 22. Favorite Punctuation mark: ?


● 23. How many kids do you want: Two?

● 24. Do you have any pets: Oh yeah. Lots. But We don’t have time for that…

● 25. Do you want to change your name: Some days. Esther is so pretty and so is Sage… depends.

● 26. What did you do for your last birthday: I honestly can’t remember. I think I had some friends over and ate good food but that’s what nearly everyone does.

● 27. What time did you wake up? 7: 15

● 28. What were you doing at midnight last night. Sleeping like a dead person.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My bestfriend coming back to visit from Missouri. Oh, and the Mr.Rogers Movie. And for me to get my life together. And for Avatar Netflix series to come out. And for me to graduate. And to go roller blading within the next few days.

I’m really impatient, okay?

● 30. Last time you saw your Mother: She’s like two yards away from me… hello, mumsy!

● 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Hard question… I wish I knew what career path I wanted to follow. #senioritis #panickingalittlebitontheinsideandmaybetheooutsidetoo

● 32. What are you listening to right now: The hum of our very old computer.

● 34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: My little brother (no surprise there)

● 35. Most visited web page(s): WordPress, soundcloud, gmail, Webkinz (hey, its fun!)

● 36. What’s your real name: Mr.Octagonapus.

● 37. Nicknames: Brookiedacookie

● 38. Relationship Status: Single, last time I checked.

● 39. Zodiac sign: Capricorn

● 40. Male or female: Female

● 41. Primary School: Homeschoooool

● 42. Secondary School: Homeschooooooooool

● 43. High school: Homeschoooooooooooooooooooooooool

● 44. Hair color: Brownnnn??? Kind of boring, sad to say.

● 45. Long or short: longiiiiisshhhhhhkiiiindooofffinnnthemiddleee??

● 46. Height: Short. (Too lazy to find out specifically. I think its like 5’1.)

● 47. Music Genre: Some good ol folk and a little bit of pop.

● 48: What do you like about yourself: I’mmm alive? Intact? I dunno… I have all my teeth so thats a plus!

● 50. Tattoos: Uh, no. I’ll pass.

● 51. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS:

● 52. First surgery: Hasn’t occurred. Yet.

● 54. First best friend: Rachel

● 55. First sport you joined: Gymnastics

● 56. First vacation: To the mountains in a cabin

RIGHT NOW:

● 59. Eating: Nuttin’

● 60. Drinking: Nuttin’ at all.

● 61. I’m about to: Type this down….

● 63. Waiting for: Drama! (The stage type)

YOUR FUTURE:

● 64. Want kids: Not particularly. I may later on in life though.

● 65. Get married: Sure.

● 66. Career: Yep.

WHICH IS BETTER:

● 67. Lips or eyes: Eyes

● 68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs

● 69. Shorter or taller: Shorter

● 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous

● 73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

HAVE YOU EVER:

● 76. Kissed a stranger: What?!?!? Are you insane?!?!

● 77. Drank hard liquor: See above answer.

● 78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope. Don’t need ’em.

● 80. Broken someone’s heart: If I have, I don’t know of it.

● 82. Been arrested: Seriously, what kind of delinquent do you take me fore?

● 83. Turned someone down: Yerp.

● 84. Cried when someone died: Oh yes.

● 85. Fallen for a friend: Eh, sorta.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

● 86. Yourself: Some days.

● 87. Miracles: Yes.

● 88. Love at first sight: Not really.

● 89. Heaven: Yes.

● 90. Santa Claus: No. Sorry, Saint Nicholas.

● 91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe… (To be honest I think no, but there are special cases.)

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

● 94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Hahahahahaahaha no.

● 95. Did you sing today: Yes. How can one not?

● 96. Ever cheated on somebody: See #94

● 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: If I had to stay permanently, I would go to about three years ago and relive a few things. If not, let’s go visit medieval Europe or Victorian London.

● 99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Depends on who with. SOME people…. *Screams and runs away*

● 100. Tired? Maybe a little.

Insults to keep up your sleeve

Things to call people you dislike

(Because swear words are somewhat boring, not to mention crass.)

1.You moist sock. 

A solid insult that is a good go to. Note the usage of moist. Any insult with the word moist thrown in is automatically superior to any insult without. Like, just listen to word (or read it in your case, I’ll be nice and make an exception). 

M-O-I-S-T

Make certain you draw the “oi” sound out as long as humanly possible. That’s how you know you’re doing it right. 

2. You absolute doorknob

Vague and yet insulting. The “absolute” helps convey that the receiver isn’t just “a doorknob”. They are 100%, completely, without the shadow of a doubt, an absolute doorknob. Extra points for being assertive. 

3. You itchy pants tag. 

While the previous insult banks on being vague, this one is strangely specific and yet it manages to acutely convey your general dislike towards a person because no one, I repeat, NO ONE likes an itchy pants tag. 

4. You can of Spam. 

Because spam is spam. 

5. You oatmeal raisin cookie

A good insult to call someone who is a general disappointment because, as we all know, raisins IN cookies is the peak of disappointment. 

6. You wretched table corner that I always bang my hip on. 

An insult reserved for those inconveniently in the way all the time. Reserved for when Calling people a simple “stumbling block” does. Not. Cut. It. 

7. You expired coupon

A wonderful synonym of useless.

8. You unnecessary Disney sequel 

This one is for you nerds out there. And by nerds I mean me.

Senioritis Playlist

Highschool has gone way to fast. It feels just like yesterday I was turning 13. Is that a sign of getting old? Maybe. Either way, as my graduation day grows ever nearer and my highschool days to a close, I can’t help but find comfort in these songs. I’ve made a short playlist so maybe they’ll help you too, especially if you’re going to be moving on from school soon.

  1. OneRepublic – Marching On
As a pessimist, I’m always in need of constant reminders that’ll I’ll make it through things. This songs happens of be one of them.

2. The Arcadian Wild – The Graduate

One of my favorite songs, this one encompasses exactly what it feel like to grow up.

3. Rob Drabkin – It’s a Beautiful Day

For someone with the name “Drabkin”, this guy sure did write an uplifting song…

4. Sleeping At Last – Life

5. Hercules – I Can go the Distance

Disney songs are always the bomb.

6. Avicii – Wake Me Up

7. Shawn Mendes – Something Big

8. OneReplublic – I Lived

9. Owl city – The Verge

10. Rachel Platten – Fight Song

Is the Glass half-full or empty?

Is the Glass half full? Is the Glass half empty?

But doesn’t it depend? If you filled up the glass to the halfway point, wouldn’t you be more in inclined to say it is half full? But what if you filled it up and then poured out half?  Now it seems half-empty.  I guess how a person sees their glass depends on the circumstances around it and their particular glass… so maybe it’s not quite as simple as sorting people into optimists and pessimists. It’s true that maybe some of us are better at seeing the silver lining and others. Maybe some of us are natural born cynics. And maybe the human psych is just a little bit more complicated than that…

But all that being said don’t forget to drink your water in the first place. And I’d recommended doing it through a crazy straw. Cause those things are awesome.