Because swearing is boring.
- You Cold Corndog
Listen, corndogs are kind of iffy anyway. Especially the oven made ones. They’re especially bad when they’re soggy and the hot dog and the breading seem to be two totally separate entities with the bread sliding off.
2. You Crusty Toothpaste Tube
You can thank my brother for the inspiration on this one. I mean, does it REALLY take that much of your precious 12 year old boy time to put the dumb tooth paste cap back on the tube???
3. You Goblin
For if you’re feeling real whimisical.
5. You Spork
Because sporks are supposed to do two things but in actuality does neither of them at all. Often like my siblings.
6. Cough Syrup
Lovely, simply because its off the wall but obviously insulting.
7. You greasy door handle
You can just feel this one.
8. Haggis
A Scottish dish consisting of a sheep’s or calf’s offal mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasoning and boiled in a bag, traditionally one made from the animal’s stomach. And the perfect insult for a not so savory individual.
9. You Limp Lettuce
Because the joys of Alliteration.
By the Brooke 