A comprehensive and a specific list.
- Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to have answered.
- There is always bigger.
- There is always weirder.
- There Do not disturb the sleeping. But if you do perchance, I hope you have a good pair of running shoes handy.
- Speaking of which, have a pair of running shoes at all times.
- Expect the unexpected so in that case, it is expected, therefore making everything expected.
- Do what you want, but have the firepower to back everything you do.
- Or just be incredible good a bluffing.
- Do not pet the black holes.
- Be on good terms with your own species.
- Look but don’t touch unless its completely necessary. And when you do touch, remember that there is a 75% chance that it’ll bite back or absorb you.
- It’s just like that sometimes. Die and move on.
- Beware the space rocks.
- Violence isn’t always the answer but it is sometimes.
- Your overall objective is to survive.
- The void is watching and judging you harshly.
- There are always exceptions
- You are immortal until proven otherwise.
By the Brooke 