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How to feel Magical
How to feel magical for all my fellow princesses and fairies out there…
Take baths with rose petals and moonlight
Use enchanted lotion
Aquire books
Gather flowers
Treasure keys and trinkets
Light candles
Paint
Write your favorite things in your journal and on your arms
Collect cool looking glass bottles
Learn languages of all kinds, especially Latin.
Eat different things and try new foods on a regular.
Go on walks often
Admire nature
Stargaze
Do your hair with sparkling things
Stretch
Give yourself time to think
Explore music
Draw in dark ink
Record the stars and how they move
Read stories and collect them like treasure only to share them with others.
Makes wishes. Whether it be blowing the fluff off of a dandelion, throwing a penny into a well, or spotting a shooting star, don’t be afraid to make one.
5 Things Wrong with Fairytales
5 Things Wrong with Fairytales
So, if you have lives in America around the 21st century or so (give or take a hundred years), chances are you’ve heard or seen your fair share of fairytales. Age old classics, these stories have been adapted and made into movies for children of all ages. But having been around forever, and thanks to disney, we usually totally miss the messed up morals and strange meanings that they could be teaching us.
1. Princesses usually tend to be underage when being stalked, creeped over, kidnapped… etc.
?I also find it funny, that 16 is the magic age for EVERYTHING to happen. Boom! You 16! Time for the romance, kidnappings, and curses to commence! Kiss your parents good bye, because they’re gonners too!
2. Prince Charming has no name.
Seriously. Just calling him Prince Charming isn’t going to work say when your in trouble. Kind of a mouthful to spew out if you’re shouting for help. Ever thought about shortening it to PC or Charles?
And here’s some more food for thought…
Every prince is referred to as “Prince Charming”, and everyone assumes they are different Princes, but what if they aren’t? Sounds like we have a Player here.
And another thing, what if he wasn’t Charming? Heck, most of the princes in fairytales a nothing short of creepsters. They should really go by their true names, “Prince Creepy” or “Prince Get-a-life”.
3. Step mothers are Evil not matter what.
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you’ve done, if you are a stepmother than YOU ARE SATAN.
4. The Morals.
Seriously. You think true love is the only thing being taught through these tales? Cinderella sneaked out at night to go to a party. Snow White lived with 7 guys. The Little Mermaid made a promise she couldn’t keep. Prince Charming kissed a stranger. Jasmine fell in love with a homeless guy and a theif…
These wholesome stories are just great teachers to the next generation, don’t ya think?
5. True Love
“Cinderella’s eyes watered as she turned away from the prince to leave. She hadn’t known only twenty seconds ago that they’d become so close.”
A whole flipping 20 seconds is all it takes to develop this “true love”. How…realistic…?
Aaaaaaand that’s the end of my thinking capacity for now.
Byeee!
By the Brooke 